This space has remained conspicuously empty since December. At least to the three people who read it. So I will attempt a resusitation. Or resurrection, depending on just how dead you consider a four month lapse.
When I was in college, we reserved seats in the common area by saying "Terminator" (ie, "I'll be back."). "MacArthur" also worked if you were going to be gone for a long time ("I shall return."). Clever, and also less emasculating than "backsies". So, I will claim "Terminator" on this small spot and return soon.